Scandalous, Somehow

My first spatchcocked turkey — it does looks a little scandalous, somehow.

The thighs cooked a little fast — if I’d had more energy, I would have taken them off and let the rest finish. They were at 195F by the time the breast made it to 160F. So I think they may end up a little dry. But that said, fast and reasonably easy.

Just Autumnal

Have turned down turkey from 450 to 400, and set up the porch Thanksgiving table with Kavi’s tablecloth. I was pleased to find that our little grocery co-op had three different kinds of intriguing cider, so I hope friends stopping by will take the opportunity to experiment with their apple cider mimosas. And it’s not freezing outside, hooray — just autumnal! So pleased.

Next off to pick up samosas, then filling out petition sheets, so they’re ready for signatures.

This Thanksgiving, I’m grateful for the factors that make it possible for me to run for office — a steady job with reasonable hours, a supportive partner who also has a steady job with reasonable hours, and who is willing to cover childcare on the nights twice a month when I’m in board meetings.

Particularly in a year when so many have lost jobs due to failure of government, I’m acutely aware that we are among a fortunate few. More of our citizens (dare I say, all of them) should be well-supported enough to have the option of such service.

Spatchcocking Research

The turkey is out of the brine, rinsed, and losing a little of the fridge chill. I realized last night that I really had no reason not to spatchcock it, since we’re not gathering for a fancy in-person table. That saved me a couple hours of cooking time and will cook it better anyway, so I got to sleep in, which was nice.

I’ve never actually spatchcocked before, so this will be a learning experience. Stuffing & coffee for breakfast. Perfect. Then, a little internet researching on spatchcocking.

A Goofy Kind of Happy

Part of why I love this stuffing, I admit, is because with the bell peppers and cornbread, the colors are so Thanksgiving-y. 🙂 The other part is the taste, of course; I only make it once a year, because I tend to eat rather a lot of it when it’s around. Very satisfying packing it up for tomorrow’s porch pick-up.

Our socially-distanced Trunksgiving is coming along nicely — cranberry sauce made, canned cranberry jelly purchased (I like both, and figure others do too), and this sausage-cornbread-chipotle stuffing is all ready to go, with a few portions of rich corn cake too in case two vegetarian friends swing by.

Turkey is brining, will stick it in the oven tomorrow morning at 6 (and possibly go right back to sleep), so it should be done by 10, in plenty of time for carving and gravy-making before people come by between 11 and 1 to pick up their portions.

Kevin and Kavi are going to prep some brussels sprouts for me tonight; I’ll roast them in the morning, so they don’t risk getting soggy in the fridge.

And I did pick up some mushrooms, so if I feel motivated in the morning, I may add in a mushroom stuffing — I love it, but no one else in the house eats it (fools!), so I only make it when I can pass some on to others.

Plus I packed up some dragon cookies just because, although I admit, they’re the ones that I forgot to emboss before baking, so ‘seconds,’ but still tasty.

Five others households are participating in this potluck, and will be contributing ham and mashed potatoes and mac-and-cheese and stuffed cabbage and eggplant salad and barley casserole and lemon bars and gingerbread and sugared cranberries. So we probably won’t be cooking for a few days after this.

In the morning, I’ll pick up 30 samosas with chutneys from Wise Cafe (want to support local restaurants in this difficult time, and their samosas are delicious), and set them out on the porch with apple cider mimosa fixings, so people can help themselves when they stop by to collect their portions. There’s going to be a Thanksgiving tablecloth on the porch table too, by golly, AND flowers.

I almost didn’t have the energy to organize this, but I’m glad I managed it; it makes me so goofy happy, checking things off the list, portioning this stuff out, filling my fridge. It’s ridiculous how essential feeding people in a feast-y manner is to my sense of self.

(I’m already trying to figure out how we can approximate our annual Christmas party in a similar way…)

The Pistachio-Rose Dragons of Christmas

(makes 20-30 cookies, depending on size)

Delicate and fragrant, I imagine these are the cookies that dragons would enjoy with an afternoon cup of spiced tea.

When making sugar cookies, I generally double the recipe, and if I’m not having a big party, freeze half the dough for another day. If at any time, your dough seems to be getting too soft to work with; chill it for 10 minutes, and it should firm up. (For basic but delicious sugar cookies, just leave out the pistachio and rose.)

FOR COOKIES:
1 c. unsalted butter, room temperature
1 cup granulated sugar
1 large egg
seeds scraped from 1/2 vanilla bean (or 1 1/2 t. extract)
1 t. pistachio extract
a few drops rose essence (or 1 t. rose water)
2.5 c. all-purpose flour

1/2 t. salt

FOR ICING:
3 egg whites (about 3 oz.)
1 t. vanilla extract
1 t. pistachio extract

4 c. confectioners’ sugar

FOR DECORATING:
1/2 c. pistachios, chopped fine
1/4 c. dried rose petals, crumbled fine

pink, gold, silver luster dust + a little alcohol or extract for dissolving

MAKE SUGAR COOKIES:

1. Using the paddle attachment, cream the butter and sugar together in the bowl of an electric mixer on low to medium speed, scraping down the sides as needed until well mixed, about one minute. (Over-mixing will make the cookies fluffy and more likely to spread.)

2. Mix in eggs, scraping down bowl as needed. Add vanilla (either scraped seeds or liquid extract), pistachio, and rose, and mix in.

3. Sift together flour, baking powder and salt; add mixture to the bowl. Mix on low speed until batter clumps together into a dough; avoid overmixing.

4. Roll the dough out on parchment paper, cover with parchment paper or plastic wrap, and chill in the fridge for at least one hour.

5. Start oven preheating to 350F, and cut out cookie shapes. Place on parchment paper-lined baking sheet and chill in fridge for at least 10 minutes. Roll scraps and repeat until all the dough is used up.

6. Use embossers to add texture to cookies — it works better if the dough is chilled; otherwise the cookies will likely spread.

7. Bake cookies for 10-12 minutes, until edges become golden brown. Let cool to room temperature before decorating.

(Can be made ahead and stored covered in the fridge for a few days, or frozen for up to two months.)

MAKE ROYAL ICING:

1. In large bowl, combine egg whites, vanilla, and pistachio extract, and beat on high speed until frothy.

2. Add confectioners’ sugar gradually; mix on low speed until sugar is incorporated and mixture is shiny; turn speed up to high and beat until mixture forms stiff, glossy peaks. (About 5-7 minutes). (If using food coloring, add now.) It’s now at piping consistency, if you’d like to pipe your cookies.

(Can be stored in fridge for up to three days.)

DECORATE:

1. Add a little hot water to the royal icing and stir, until icing is at dipping consistency. (Dipping a fork in and pulling it out will help you assess that; icing should flow, but leave some clinging to the fork.) If you accidentally dilute it too much, add a little confectioners’ sugar to bring it back to the right consistency.

2. Dip half of each cookie in icing, scraping off excess and base of cookie. Sprinkle with crushed pistachio and crumbled rose petals.

3. Mix luster dust with a bit of extract (or use a ready-made luster brush), and brush on the un-iced portion of the cookies.

That’s it! Enjoy!

TOOLS I USED:

Hide Embosser: https://www.etsy.com/…/dragon-hide-alligator-scales…

Scales Embosser:

https://www.etsy.com/…/scales-embossed-texture-wood…

Dragon Cookie Cutter: https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B01DNHTZ84

Edible Glitter Paint:

https://smile.amazon.com/gp/product/B07T6XDMS9

The pink luster dust, I think I picked up at Michael’s. 🙂